The Colony of The Horadrim Order is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Deckard Cain with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.157 billion Horadrim Orderians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tristram. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Horadrim Orderian economy, worth 82.2 trillion gold pieces a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,126 gold pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Horadrim Order's national animal is the carrion bat, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Zakarum.

The Horadrim Order is ranked 45,233^rd in the world and 1^st in Pandemonium for Safest, scoring 104.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.